weekly scitech roundup top news and fascinating reads
This week, we've traversed the tech labyrinth, swimming through a sea of silicon chips, to bring you the latest and greatest in techno-babble, as well as a dash of quirky nibbles to pair with your crumpets.
First off, in the thrilling realm of science, the hamster in a wheel continues to turn with some rather groundbreaking revolutions, or rather, evolutions. Complicated words, complex hypotheses, and a plague of expensive lab coats have given birth to yet another round of substantial breakthroughs, which, incidentally, may or may not save us from looming Armageddon (side effects may vary).
Next, a plucky array of anecdotal articles you can brandish with aplomb at your next, socially distanced tech soiree. From the pointless ingenuity of a cheddar cheese-powered toaster to the discovery of alien life on Venus – which, alas, turned out to be a rogue spore of Earthly blue cheese – it's been a particularly punchy week.
Even with the ongoing saga of getting technology to behave, we won't let that hold back the British stiff upper lip. We're forging ahead with fortitude, dodging the landmines of artificial intelligence gone rogue, extricating ourselves from the tentacled grip of interminable software updates, and steadfastly ignoring the ominous hum of infrastructure straining under the weight of it all.
So, grab your tea, kick back, and immerse yourself in the improbable world of tech, where everything is a bit like a 7-layer cake: delightfully sweet, often crumbling, and almost always served with a side of confusion. Remember, perseverance is key even when the silicon hits the fan. We're British, we do love a good challenge, don't we? Read more here.