unlocking the whirling ovation a comprehensive guide to destiny

In a deliciously cyclical bout of confusion, we find ourselves again staring down the business end of a new riddle woven by Destiny 2. This time, it's all about the Whirling Ovation rocket launcher to be unearthed in the Desert Perpetual raid. A flurry of perks and gloriously puzzling stats await us, enough to give the uninitiated a proper, British-style headache amidst the onslaught of complex techno-jargon.

Unveiling this barmy bit of weaponry requires more than just a swift click on a pop-up. Oh no! Destiny 2 demands a strenuous tango with technology, which, depending on your affinity for binary, might be as entertaining as trying to sip tea on a hoverboard.

Then come the exotic catalyst details, a phrase capable of sapping the excitement out of any millennia-old spirit of adventure. But before you start longing for simpler technological times of the sundial and parchment, remember: We're British. Resolve mixed with a healthy dose of stubbornness (and perhaps a stiff upper lip) is our standard solution to any challenge, tech or otherwise.

So off we go, diving headfirst into this latest technological quagmire, undeterred by the complex tech challenges that populate the road ahead. And who knows? You might just find yourself having a laugh in the process. Challenge accepted. Let the dry wit and determination commence. Read more here.